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What Kanye West Should Do At Penn State

Kanye West is back at Penn State. Happy Valley can get a little overwhelming with so many things to do, so we compiled a list of some extremely State activities fit for Yeezus himself.

Hang out with the Willard Preacher

Hey, they’re both pretty well-versed in “God dreams.” The Willard Preacher can’t wait for Kanye’s arrival:

Grab breakfast at Au Bon Pain

We have to warn him, though: They will certainly not hurry up with his damn croissants.

Visit Mark Parker’s old classrooms in Yeezys

Remember Ye’s Twitter beef with Penn State alumnus and Nike CEO Mark Parker?

Go to a Penn State party

Please Kanye, no more parties at Penn State.

Walk down Foster Ave. at night

Maybe he can convince the Borough to turn on All Of The Lights or at least give us some Street Lights.

Attend a football game in Beaver Stadium

It isn’t Homecoming, but you know Penn State is ’bout to go H.A.M. tomorrow.

Get a workout in at Rec Hall

He can kill three birds with one stone here: get Stronger, show some School Spirit, and try out his New Workout Plan (that is, if he’s not still hitting the gym all chest no legs.)

What do you think Kanye should do at Penn State? Let us know in the comments!

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Sara Civian

Sara Civian is one of Onward State's three ridiculously good looking managing editors, a hockey writer at heart, and an Oxford comma Stan. She's a senior majoring in journalism, minoring in history, and living at Bill Pickle's Tap Room. Her favorite pastimes are telling people she's from Boston, watching the Bruins, and meticulously dissecting the My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy album. She's seen Third Eye Blind live 14 times. If you really hate yourself, you can follow her at @SaraCivian or email her at Sara@OnwardState.com.

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