Elf On The Shelf: Penn State Edition
Another December means “Elf On The Shelf” memes are back. From Goose on a moose to Wentz on the bench and even Barnes and Noble on Chernobyl, we’ve heard them all!
If you’re really out of the loop, the meme follows a simple format: things that rhymed are placed on top of each other. Naturally, we decided to churn out our own using Penn State people, places, and things.
You’ve heard of “Elf On The Shelf.” Now, get ready for…
Willard Preacher On The Bleachers
Dotson On Emma Watson
Barron On The Swear-In
Wheeler On The Steelers
Parmesan On THON
Egg Nog On The Blog
New Year’s Eve At The ‘Beav
Keyvone Lee On The BJC
Barbour On The Arbor(etum)
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