Craigslist is a classified advertisements website with sections ranging from jobs to sale items, and even for…company? If you’ve ever searched the internet for some weird Penn State-related things, you might also come across State College Craigslist.

After spending hours searching through the cringe-worthy advertisements, we compiled the best items on State College Craigslist.

From exotic pets to vegetable shortening, you can find anything in central Pennsylvania. Here are some of the, uh, best postings:

Furry Friends

Most people go to the shelter to meet their future pets but that doesn’t mean you can’t look on craigslist.

Stuff No One Needs

Not going to lie, all this stuff caught my eye, and I would buy it. I’m particularly intrigued by the vintage vegetable shortening.

Friendship…Or Companionship

We all get lonely sometimes, but maybe you shouldn’t ask for friends over craigslist. Just join Tinder or Facebook.