The thirst for Penn State football was real on Twitter over the weekend.
Girl carrying an empty case of Miller Lite and an empty case of wine to the dumpster at 8:30 a.m.: "I'm still so fucked up, I can't believe I'm going to class. They should say 'Your blood alcohol level has to be less than X to go to class.'"
Anyone who went out last night commiserated over how it was not possible to walk on the sidewalk without slipping and falling. Fortunately, we caught it all on video.
The safety's sparkling personality certainly matches his new high-tops.
'lionpathsux.com' is a thing. Unlike LionPATH, it's a pretty good website.
Enjoy the Rose Bowl from home with the Grandaddy of All Drinking Games.