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“STATE PATTY’S DAY LIVE BLOG WOOOOOOOOOO!”

Hello to all my loyal bros and babes. I just woke up from last night’s pre-State Patty’s Day escapades, and I’m about to start my participation in the greatest Penn State holiday ever! To show everyone what it’s like, I will be live blogging my experiences. Let’s do this!

4,58…. Bakx homte tikjmne 2 sleep brbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

4:51,, hedujng back form barr niow, mighut take napp

7:44…., Nattyyy was badidea, more pouke bleeeeeh

442222222222: .. m0re Natnny ICEE p;le,sade! :D):)

4::37….. Shoukld I sklow down!? Heyll no it’s State Pattysws!~

432::..,  thikjnk ikm dome w/ pujkin, need moree natty plzzzzz

$:25… Just puked evverywhree, green pollo ruineed :( but goiota keep drunkinQ! OOoops gotta poiuke agaijnd vommmmmmmmm

444444444444444444444444444……………… feelijn kinda sikjh…uhoh

4:09;;; uigwhasd.LJVKaH<li POOooOOooP

4″04,,. DOLLAR CAR BOMMBZX THIS IS BEST DAY EVARRR I AM IRISH DRNUK!!!~~!!

4:01… Goijn 2 bra now LOL i say bra not barr

3:58… Omg i lovreew beer roflff

3:53… Someone started playing Dave Matthews Band so I drank another Natty or fore.

3:46… Natty goes down smooth. Another two Natties (Nattys? Lemme know) shotgunned. Life is good :)

3:42… I wake up still slightly drunk and begin drinking. Two Jaegerbombs and one Natty Ice down

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Chad

Chad is all about good times, good vibes, and good brews. He tries to reflect this in his writings in between Ultimate Frisbee matches.

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