For the folks blissfully unaware of what was happening on Penn State’s campus Monday night, looksmaxxing influencer Clavicular visited as part of his College Tour.

Whether folks knew who he was or had no clue, everyone could feel the presence of his aura when he stepped on campus.

With that, plenty of students took to social media to talk about Clavicular. Here are some of the best posts we found on Yik Yak:

Whoever wrote this didn’t even have to specify who “he” is. We all know. There were for sure a few bones smashed in the jaw area to get Clavicular to where he is today.

Same.

This insanely specific request apparently got somewhat fulfilled. If you know, you know.

Later that night, Clavicular was apparently hit with a Five Guys cup.

Say it louder for the people in the back! Penn State football is a lifestyle!

This is the real influencer Penn State needs — maybe LightsUp can get Punxsutawney Phil as the performer next year.

In her defense, he is named after the collarbone, which is a little strange.

We will let this one do the talking.

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