Do you think you have the skills to decipher between Kanye West's lyrics and the Willard Preacher's sermons?
Dropping a 400-level class might be in your best interest if your professor is batshit crazy from the get-go. But we wanna hear your story!
"I'm taking 26 credits this semester. Shouldn't be too bad!"
Your Wi-Fi may suck, but at least the names are fun.
To make the first week of classes even more exciting, we've compiled a list of totally real (not really) prop bets.
Not much beats a hat trick in under three and a half minutes!